With a theatrical flourish, Hades points to the book in your hands. "Your mission, should you choose to accept it – and trust me, you have no choice – is to turn this divine relic into a masterpiece of flames. That's right, burn the thing. Toasty, warm, and perhaps a bit heretical."

A sly grin creeps across Hades' face as he leans in, the air around him crackling with an underworldly energy. "But here's the kicker, my incendiary apprentice. Don't just toss it in a random bonfire. I want a spectacle, a conflagration worthy of the Underworld's most esteemed pyromaniac."

He gestures towards the eerily quiet meadows. "Find a spot, make a statement. Maybe even invite some ghostly spectators. Make it unforgettable. I'll be watching, so don't disappoint. And remember, my dear Andre, fire is an art form, and you're the artist."

With a theatrical bow, Hades fades back into the shadows, leaving you with the task of turning divine literature into an infernal masterpiece.